Why wear a rude Christmas jumper this year? Well, there’s a ton of reasons. Too many to count. We’ve narrowed it down to five, absolute, cast iron, irrefutable reasons to ditch the generic fairisle print this holiday season and invest in a jumper that will shock, entertain and amuse.
Normal Christmas jumpers are boring
Snowflakes, reindeer, santa, yeah, we get it. It’s Christmas. Sometimes it snows.
Traditional Christmas jumpers are boring. They are literally everywhere – you can’t move for them on tv, on the high street and they look like something you’d see an aging singer wearing in the video to their failed 1983 Christmas single.
But it doesn’t have to be this way, you don’t have to go through the festive season adorned with random woodland creatures and geometric snowflake patterns. Break the mould and wear a rude Christmas jumper this year and everyone will silently thank you.
Rude Christmas Jumpers are hilarious
What’s the point of it being Christmas if you’re not going to have a good time?
Christmas is supposed to be fun, so if you’re not laughing, you’re not doing it right. See if you (or anyone else you know) can keep a straight face when presented with a ‘Santa Always Comes’ jumper. Or see how people react when you turn up to the pub on Christmas Eve with our unforgettable ‘Eat Beaver‘ Christmas jumper.
Wearing a Rude Christmas Jumper will annoy your boss
He keeps walking in when you’re on Facebook, he always catches you with your phone and you’re sure that he times you when you go for a wee, so why not take some sweet, festive revenge on your boss this year?
Wear one of our hilarious, cheeky or outrageous Christmas jumpers at your office party this year (the one night that you can get away with almost anything) and stick it to that starched shirt, tedious old bloke once and for all.
It will keep you warm
A simple, but true reason to invest in a novelty Christmas jumper this year. All of our Rude Christmas Jumpers are made in England using top quality materials, so they won’t fall apart or fade after a few washes like some of the other holiday garments you may pick up down your local high street.
Grab a ‘Be My Elf‘ jumper to keep toasty this year, while keeping a smile on your face.
Our time on this earth is but a meaningless glimmer, so why not do anything?
The earth is 4.543 billion years old. Imagine if each hundred thousand years was a square on a monolithic patchwork quilt. It would span for miles, and your life would be considerably less than a pinhole.
So with the knowledge that you are essentially less than a fleck on the timeline of the earth – why not do anything? Wear a Rude Christmas Jumper, wear a sack on your head, wear a shirt you’ve fashioned from a bin liner – ultimately, it doesn’t matter, because everything, one day, will end. Merry Christmas!